SIZE
5x7 (purchase includes envelope)
 
CONTENT
Front: Pet Peeves of the Wealthy
1. Eagles stealing fish from your koi pond
2. That one hot tub that keeps dipping below 100 degrees
3. The fact that silver weighs too much
4. Accidentally calling your butler by his late father's name
5. Taxes, obviously
Inside: Thanks for listening. I knew you'd understand.