SIZE
5x7 (purchase includes envelope)
 
CONTENT
Front:
Thanksgiving Success with 5 Simple Tricks!
Political talk? Limit responses to “Interesting,” “I see,” or “Excuse me; I have to go poop now.”
Keep 3-5 little-known facts in your back pocket (anything about marsupials or cheese would suffice).
Keep 3-5 newspaper clippings in your back pocket (preferably unrelated to politics, marsupials, or cheese).
Don’t anger the host; leave room for dessert.
 
Inside:
5. Have a bottle of wine stashed in your trunk in case of 
    emergency.